Postal.

Everyday occurences...

• Alarms never seem to be loud enough
  
• Socks never match (unless it is your lucky day)


• Keys always sink into black hole that is your bag.


• Furnace sounds of cat or small rodent dying just as you are going to bed.


• Computer crashes during blogging (not bitter)


• The UPS man always comes the hour you leave for class.
  
  Solutions...

• Get more then one alarm or don't fall asleep.


• Who cares...shoes go over them anyway.


• Quit caring around a black hole....freak.


• Don't use the furnace...or it is work order time. Yey. Ugh.


• Appearently that blog was not meant to be published move on...and buy a mac next time.


• Stalk them...or campout by your front door till they decide to grace you with their presence.